3 PARA mortars R&R

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by slim_shandy, Jun 8, 2008.

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  1. I'd pay for the whole platoon to have their R&R up the back passage of that cunt Rupert Everett...
     
  2. Oddly enough, so would Rupert.

    Allegedly.
     
  3. Why don't you fly out to Afghanistan and ask them? I'm sure they'll give you a good welcome.
     
  4. With swarfega used as lube, and 81mm tubes as foreplay dildos?
     
  5. Big pipes going off everywhere.
     
  6. snigger snigger
     
  7. Dropping your load in the enemy's rear?
     
  8. Curiously, the version in the printed Telegraph read;
    ""A member of the mortars' platoon said: "We gave them a good spanking""

    Seems likely that the on-line version was revised by some ex-hat on the Telegraph.
     
  9. Concentrating your effect on the enemies depth position?