3 Nuns and St Peter

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  1. Three nuns were walking toward the pearly gates when they got there there stood St. Peter.

    He said "Okay, in order to enter the kingdom of heaven you have to be able to answer one question."

    The nuns agreed. So he asked the first one "Who was the first man on earth?" She responded that's an easy one Adam." The gates open the lights came on and she walked up the stairs.

    The second nun stepped up and St. Peter asked "Who was the first woman on earth?" the woman replied "That easy, Eve." The gates opened lights came on and she walked up the stairs.

    The third nun stepped up and St. Peter asked "what was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"

    She set there for a minute and said "THAT'S A HARD ONE" the gates opened lights came on and she walked up the stairs.