3 mice in a glasgow pub

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by outhecarstirling, Feb 27, 2011.

  1. 3 mice in a glasgow pub having a mouse to mouse chat about who is the hardest
    ABERDEEN MOUSE SAYS: i go up to the mousetraps rip the cheese out as the bar comes down i benchpresss it 30 times and throw it to fuck.

    EDINBURGH MOUSE SAYS:you poof i get the rat poison crush it into powder and snort it.

    GLASGOW MOUSE: finishes his beer gets up and walks to the door
    and where the fuck are you going asks the other 2
    HOME TO SHAG THE CAT.
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    click the link to see the mouse.