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3 mice in a glasgow pub

3 mice in a glasgow pub having a mouse to mouse chat about who is the hardest
ABERDEEN MOUSE SAYS: i go up to the mousetraps rip the cheese out as the bar comes down i benchpresss it 30 times and throw it to fuck.

EDINBURGH MOUSE SAYS:you poof i get the rat poison crush it into powder and snort it.

GLASGOW MOUSE: finishes his beer gets up and walks to the door
and where the fuck are you going asks the other 2
HOME TO SHAG THE CAT.
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