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  1. A Frenchman, an Italian and a Texan were discussing love-making.

    "Last night I made love to my wife three times" boasted the Frenchman. "She was in sheer ecstasy this morning..."

    "Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times", the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelet and told me she could never love another man."

    When the Texan remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?"

    "Once." he replied.

    "Only once?" the Italian arrogantly snorted.

    "And what did she say to you this morning?"

    "Don't stop."
     
  2. haaaaaaahhhaaaaaa :D
     
  3. This was voted best Australian radio joke.


    At the National Art Gallery in Sydney, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

    The painting depicted three black men totally naked sitting on a park bench. Two of the figures had black cock, but the one in the middle had a pink cock.

    The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his assessment.

    He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of black men in a predominately white, patriarchal society. 'In fact,' he pointed out, 'some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society.'

    After the curator left an Aussie approached the couple and said, 'Would you like to know what the painting is really about?'

    'Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery?' asked the couple.

    'Because I'm the guy who painted it,' he replied.

    'In fact, there are no black men depicted at all! They're just three coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch.'