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3 Bullets (Rounds for the anally retentive)who first!

#1
Q. If you had 3 Bullets and could shoot any 3 persons in the world and get away with it who would it be and why.

Example:

1. Jose Morinho cos hes an arragant Kn@b who holds back players potential by playing to defensive.

2. Roman Abramovic for not having the b@lls to sack Jose Morinho when he had the chance.

3. The stupid plank who came up with the new JPA

Who have you got in your sights!
 
#8
According to the Uxbridge English Dictionary (ISIHAC Radio 4) Countryside is the verb "to kill Piers Morgan" as in Fratricide being "to kill your brother"
 
#14
3 rounds for 3 people?

Have you seen my APWT scores?

Frankly, anyone willing put their mouth right over the muzzle would have to do. And I'd still need all 3.

(PS - why anyone would want to shoot Kate Moss - an inordinately wealthy, sexually adventurous supermodel with lesbian tendencies and the taste for a drink or two - is beyond me. I wouldn't want to talk to her, for sure, but I'm sure we could think of a better mutual activity short of homicide.)
 
#16
Can we have people standing behind each other so you get more bang for your buck as they say. We could do a ballistics test, like how many useless politicians were killed before the bullets kinetic energy was spent.
 
#19
Bliar

'Cherry' Bliar

Brown

I might not win the race to slot these three, but I would be trying my hardest.

PS. Pity the round that has to penetrate Cherry!
 

engr172

Old-Salt
Book Reviewer
#20
Blair
Galloway
Ruth Kelly.....in fact can we have a free strangulation? Much more fun for her, the God-bothering freak
 

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