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3 Brazilian soldiers killed in Iraq.

Donald Rumsfeld was briefing President Bush this morning, and during his Iraq round-up he informed the President that "3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq this morning."

The President went completely ashen and looked around the room in helpless shock; tears ran down his cheeks as he moaned "oh my God.....", thumping the desk in sorrow.

The staff were slightly taken aback by his over-reaction, until Bush finally looks up and says:

"Exactly how many is a brazillion?"


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