2nd Opinion

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A man went to the doctor for his first prostate exam, and asked the doctor how the procedure is preformed?

    The doctor replied while putting on his glove and some K-Y jelly around his forefinger "I insert this finger into your rectum and look for lumps and what not".

    The patient replied "You're going to stick that finger up my ass?"

    The doctor replied "Yes".

    The patient said "While you're at it I want you to stick two fingers up my ass".

    The doctor asked "Why? "

    The patient replied "I want a second opinion".