2nd Glasgow School of Art Fire

Joker62

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That'll be the African security bod cooking in the office then, but it will be blamed on the local FB no doubt!
 
A few too many students needing extra time to get their year projects finished? "The fire ate my homework" type of thing.

I am not being entirely serious, obviously (as it was still a building site). However, one might have hoped that the rebuilding was a bit more fire-resistant than the previous version, but . . .
 
A few too many students needing extra time to get their year projects finished? "The fire ate my homework" type of thing.

I am not being entirely serious, obviously (as it was still a building site). However, one might have hoped that the rebuilding was a bit more fire-resistant than the previous version, but . . .
That's what gets me: how the fuck do you manage to rebuild a burned down building so that it can once more catch fire easily?
Is the Emperor Mong employed as chief architect?....


...hang on a mo' - this rebuilding might not by any chance be under the control of the Scottish Parliament?

Might explain things...
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A few too many students needing extra time to get their year projects finished? "The fire ate my homework" type of thing.

I am not being entirely serious, obviously (as it was still a building site). However, one might have hoped that the rebuilding was a bit more fire-resistant than the previous version, but . . .
When I was a student in that part of the world, I did hear that if the library burned down at Glasgow University, everybody got a 2.1 that year. Allegedly, extra security was laid on at exam time.

Other than that, all I can say is "'OI ART STUDENTS. Don't discard your used splifs in any can with "paint stripper" written on the side."
 

morsk

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Did it win a turner prize?
 
Imagine the job of the poor insurance assessor

Has this priceless piece of sculpture become distorted and damaged beyond all recognition...or did it look like that before the fire?
 
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The project manager aught to be in for his interview without coffee and biscuits about right now.!.
However given the Scots body politic/ municipal works ability to dodge any responsibility for any flick up however large or small, I expect the shaved wookie on our screens before the weekend is out to explain its all the fault of the hated English.
( or an unexpected act of god with his matches, no Scot to blame, nothing to see here, no one getting fired, move right along.)
 

MrBane

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Major fire ravages Glasgow School of Art

Twice in 4 years now. Glasgow School of Art destroyed by fire. Such a shame after all the effort put into repairs from the 2014 fire
That part of town has a habit of bursting into flames. Nothing to do with the fact that many of the licensed premises are owned by organised crime groups who fancy an insurance payout. Nope.

Also, if you'd seen the state of those filthy socialist / communist fucks that attend that 'school' you'd be surprised that a large scale fire wasn't a weekly occurrence from all the gas fumes from their unwashed bodies combusting.

Anyway, from the picture thats the area that is still under construction so on a guess, some workie has left something on that shouldn't have been.

Then it spread to the nightclubs.

Shock.

Tooltip: there's a cafe down the road from there call Singl-End staffed purely by fit females with a hint of vulnerability about them. Well worth a visit.
 
The project manager aught to be in for his interview without coffee and biscuits about right now.!.
However given the Scots body politic/ municipal works ability to dodge any responsibility for any flick up however large or small, I expect the shaved wookie on our screens before the weekend is out to explain its all the fault of the hated English.
( or an unexpected act of god with his matches, no Scot to blame, nothing to see here, no one getting fired, move right along.)
You can bet it was a 'English' match that started it
 
Also, if you'd seen the state of those filthy socialist / communist fucks that attend that 'school' you'd be surprised that a large scale fire wasn't a weekly occurrence from all the gas fumes from their unwashed bodies combusting.



Tooltip: there's a cafe down the road from there call Singl-End staffed purely by fit females with a hint of vulnerability about them. Well worth a visit.
Bloody hell
 

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