27 Ways to be a modern man (according to the NY Times)

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  1. If this list is really true for modern manhood, I'm worried about the future of the Western world....

    Personally speaking, the only one that applies to me is #22 (except it's to check the post rather than fetch the paper).

    As to the rest of it, if any of it applies to you, you should seriously consider gender reassignment.

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  2. So basically, the modern man is a completely downtrodden fanny.
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  3. Yes...... Oh, and my wife said it was ok for me to say that....
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  4. Seemingly...
  5. What's Wu Tang?
  6. What a load of bollocking shite.

    17. Does the modern man have a melon baller? What do you think? How else would the modern man remove the eyes of his victims
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  7. I'm not sure. Perhaps it's an anagram?
  8. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

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  9. 26. The modern man cries. He cries often. Because he is a cunt.

    26. The modern man cries. He cries often. Because his wife's strap on is ripping his arrse open.
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  10. Helm

    Helm LE Book Reviewer

    The modern man doesn’t cut the fatty or charred bits off his fillet. Every bite of steak is a privilege, and it all goes down the hatch.
    If it's charred you're some kinda of fucking fairy that ruins a good steak by burning it to death eat it rare or stick to tofu you fucking nonce
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  11. Or because he's got a boo boo
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  12. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    He's kidnapped Yogi's sidekick?
  13. It's a Mountain range in Northwest China
  14. And if it's fatty, you've bought a shit cut. Get a better job.
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