27 Ways to be a modern man (according to the NY Times)

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  1. If this list is really true for modern manhood, I'm worried about the future of the Western world....

    Personally speaking, the only one that applies to me is #22 (except it's to check the post rather than fetch the paper).

    As to the rest of it, if any of it applies to you, you should seriously consider gender reassignment.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/02/fashion/mens-style/27-ways-to-be-a-modern-man.html
     
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  2. So basically, the modern man is a completely downtrodden fanny.
     
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  3. Yes...... Oh, and my wife said it was ok for me to say that....
     
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  4. Seemingly...
     
  5. What's Wu Tang?
     
  6. What a load of bollocking shite.

    17. Does the modern man have a melon baller? What do you think? How else would the modern man remove the eyes of his victims
     
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  7. I'm not sure. Perhaps it's an anagram?
     
  8. Mr_Fingerz

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  9. 26. The modern man cries. He cries often. Because he is a cunt.

    26. The modern man cries. He cries often. Because his wife's strap on is ripping his arrse open.
     
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  10. The modern man doesn’t cut the fatty or charred bits off his fillet. Every bite of steak is a privilege, and it all goes down the hatch.
    If it's charred you're some kinda of fucking fairy that ruins a good steak by burning it to death eat it rare or stick to tofu you fucking nonce
     
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  11. Or because he's got a boo boo
     
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  12. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    He's kidnapped Yogi's sidekick?
     
  13. It's a Mountain range in Northwest China
     
  14. And if it's fatty, you've bought a shit cut. Get a better job.
     
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