Kit Reviewer
What the f**k?
Some doris' intelligent half has managed to escape her needy clutches by getting himself posted unaccompanied for a year to BATUK.

She claimed she wants to be close to the poor wretch so is looking for a basha there.
Closer to reality is the fact she wants to sample a few metres of thick ebony Kikuyu plunger, with or without the traditional panga party.