24 hours to live

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Civvy-Ginge, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A woman goes the doctors for her annual checkup and is told she only has 24 hours to live.
    She rushed home, explains to her husband and says: "I want to spend my last night having non-stop, wild, crazy sex."

    "Well, that's easy for you to say," her husband replies, "you don't have to get up in the morning."