21st century chastity belt

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sunami, Jun 21, 2010.

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  1. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Funny how it's called Rape-Axe.

    I've always carried one of these in my date kit.
  2. enough to make your dick twitch...
  3. I expect the incidence of anal rape to rise in south africa then.... once the rumor goes round that this thing exsists.. I see no evidence that it can be anally fitted ... plus at a quid fifty its far too expensive... Im sure people would rather eat.
  4. seaweed

    seaweed LE Book Reviewer

    Detmold, the ancient model on show in St Mark's Basilica in Venice provided for that contingency also. I think the Crusades must have been quite constipating for those left behind.
  5. I was always warned that women had "teeth up there that would bite it off." Only after a Berlin prostitute had let me have a look did I learn different, but frankly, given the state of her gums I wasn't surprised......
  6. I never read that.... my eyes were still watering.