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The mind boggles, The Iron Duke and FTM are in for a great Christmas.
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How would they differ? Instructions in braille on the side of the dildo? Steam powered strap on, none of the new-fangled batteries?
"more ergonomic and easier to use"??? What the fuck, you dont need the brains of a fucking archbishop to use a dildo! ergonomic? How? They are pretty much as ergonomic as the real thing!
I would buy my wife a vibrator but the last one took all her teeth out.
If they've already got shaky hands why do they need vibrators?
I expect to see a selection of limp dildos and hairy artificial flanges with catheters hanging out.
A dildo that makes a nice cup of cocoa and a nice piece of toast afterwards....... the demand is there.
Thats called a 'lesbian', isn't it?
They might be ergonomic, but, you need a proper hand grip, even better if it comes off so you can put the dildo through the dshwasher
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They'll be like a normal sex toy, but with a pale floral pattern.
and have a crochet cover
From a personal point of view, I would need a good stash of Pron, an IV drip of Caverject, two bildfolds and also a couple of Turkish wrestlers to lift me on.
It's the thought that counts.
So those big zip-up slippers that OAPs put both feet in - is that their bondage gear?
(And I'm not surprised they get so many broken hips. I can imagine them rushing to get the kettle on during a commercial break and forgetting that both feet are zipped up in a slipper).
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