2012 Xmas ideas for the OAPS - sex toys on the demans

#3
How would they differ? Instructions in braille on the side of the dildo? Steam powered strap on, none of the new-fangled batteries?

"more ergonomic and easier to use"??? What the fuck, you dont need the brains of a fucking archbishop to use a dildo! ergonomic? How? They are pretty much as ergonomic as the real thing!
 
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#9
How would they differ? Instructions in braille on the side of the dildo? Steam powered strap on, none of the new-fangled batteries?

"more ergonomic and easier to use"??? What the fuck, you dont need the brains of a fucking archbishop to use a dildo! ergonomic? How? They are pretty much as ergonomic as the real thing!
They might be ergonomic, but, you need a proper hand grip, even better if it comes off so you can put the dildo through the dshwasher

e.g.

Easy Grip Cutlery - The Moray Council
 
#10
They'll be like a normal sex toy, but with a pale floral pattern.
 

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#11
and have a crochet cover
 
#13
From a personal point of view, I would need a good stash of Pron, an IV drip of Caverject, two bildfolds and also a couple of Turkish wrestlers to lift me on.
 
#14
From a personal point of view, I would need a good stash of Pron, an IV drip of Caverject, two bildfolds and also a couple of Turkish wrestlers to spit-roast me.
It's the thought that counts.
 
#15
So those big zip-up slippers that OAPs put both feet in - is that their bondage gear?

(And I'm not surprised they get so many broken hips. I can imagine them rushing to get the kettle on during a commercial break and forgetting that both feet are zipped up in a slipper).
 

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