2012 Xmas ideas for the OAPS - sex toys on the demans

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  1. How would they differ? Instructions in braille on the side of the dildo? Steam powered strap on, none of the new-fangled batteries?

    "more ergonomic and easier to use"??? What the fuck, you dont need the brains of a fucking archbishop to use a dildo! ergonomic? How? They are pretty much as ergonomic as the real thing!
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  2. If they've already got shaky hands why do they need vibrators?
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  3. I expect to see a selection of limp dildos and hairy artificial flanges with catheters hanging out.
  4. A dildo that makes a nice cup of cocoa and a nice piece of toast afterwards....... the demand is there.
  5. Thats called a 'lesbian', isn't it?
  6. They might be ergonomic, but, you need a proper hand grip, even better if it comes off so you can put the dildo through the dshwasher


    Easy Grip Cutlery - The Moray Council
  7. They'll be like a normal sex toy, but with a pale floral pattern.
  8. Grumblegrunt

    Grumblegrunt LE Book Reviewer

    and have a crochet cover
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  9. In beige
  10. From a personal point of view, I would need a good stash of Pron, an IV drip of Caverject, two bildfolds and also a couple of Turkish wrestlers to lift me on.
  11. It's the thought that counts.
  12. So those big zip-up slippers that OAPs put both feet in - is that their bondage gear?

    (And I'm not surprised they get so many broken hips. I can imagine them rushing to get the kettle on during a commercial break and forgetting that both feet are zipped up in a slipper).