2011 - Predictions

#2
1. Some people will die.

2. There will be no Olympic Games this year.

3. There will be a Royal Wedding.

I'm here all week, matinee on Saturday.
 
#4
The police will shoot someone and we'll spend a fortnight trying to scrape Western off the ceiling.
 
#5
Who do we think the celeb deaths will be? This time last year I predicted Amy Slimehouse would kark it, she has let me down. I am going for Robbie Williams....
 

jarrod248

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#6
Tony Woodley has steped down as gen. sec. of UNITE, however he's not leaving. The new bloke McCluskey will need careful watching as he'll be up to mischief.
 
#7
The Met Office , or some similar organisation , will predict another " Barbecue Summer " ... in reality the current Winter snow will start to disappear in September just in time for another mild Winter .
 
#9
Whet will still be unemployed.
Even given the exponential advances in technology, ARRSE will go from strength to strength.
Drug related lawlessness will increase.
Politicians of all 3? main political parties will have very few policy differences in their actuality.
Celebrities will continue to influence public opinion irrespecive of those opinions real worth to the wellbeing of the country.
The United Kingdom's taxpayers will continue to give money to rich people in poor countries.
The world in general is continuing to slide to hell in a hardcart.
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Apart from that ................. Happy New Year to you all!!!!!
 

terroratthepicnic

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#10
Next year will see co-ordinated terrorist strikes in cities around the globe.
Europe will collapes with the Euro - bringing the UK down with it.
Russia and China will work together to get a station on the moon.
There will be a nice war in the korean region.
Obama will survive an assassination attempt.
 
#11
Obama will reveal that he is actually a lizard person from the planet Zog, and David Icke will become leader of the worldwide anti lizard resistance movement.
 
#12
- Lots of protests and a fair few riots across Europe as austerity measures really start to bite;
- Rising unemployment;
- Fuel to break the £1.50/l barrier;
- A sharp rise in food prices due to last summer, this winter and the cost of fuel, perhaps seeing minor food shortages in parts of Europe;
- Either Obama will consolidate his position and the US will continue on its steady decline or, if Obama loses ground, the lunatics will take over the asylum and the US will begin preparation to crash and burn;
- The LibDems relocate their core beliefs and break the coalition. Clegg switches to the Tories, Labour have another leadership crisis. No one knows who to vote for, so don't turn out to vote;
- The All Blacks finally win the RWC;
- There'll be droughts or floods or maybe both.
 
#13
Whet gets a job.
99% of the ARRSE membership suffer from heart attacks.
 

Boldnotold

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#14
MDN will take a vow of celibacy.
The Lord Flasheart will marry Chubb.
Whet will not only find a job but some common sense.
And the shedii will take over the world.
 
#15
if you work,you'll be taxed like it was gang rape.
if you worked and saved you'll be taxed like it was gang rape.
if you drive a taxed,mot'd and insured car you'll be taxed like it was gang rape.
if you own your own house,i think you can see where this is going.
 

Auld-Yin

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#17
Whet gets a job.
99% of the ARRSE membership suffer from heart attacks.
MDN will take a vow of celibacy.
The Lord Flasheart will marry Chubb.
Whet will not only find a job but some common sense.
And the shedii will take over the world.

You pair have had far too much Christmas sherry.
 
#18
More "extreme" weather, including at least one more blizzard before the end of February, and floods in the summer.

A rise in Crime as cuts start to eat away at police numbers.

At least one, probably several, major riots. A decent chance that someone, Crusty, Plod or just some poor bugger in the wrong place at the wrong time, will get killed.

More attempts by AQ to carry out attacks in the UK. Hopefully the funny people and plod will keep up the good work. But of course, we have to be lucky all the time...

Studying historical precedent, the fact that Britain is making huge cuts in HMF means it's almost inevitable that a major conventional war will kick off; NK vs RoK, and Iran vs Isreal are the two most likely. Pakistan vs India is a strong third.

Bullshit over the Royal Wedding will reach almost unbearable levels weeks before the main event. Every man or woman who's spent more than five minutes in the company of the bride or groom will be plastered all over the papers and TV. There will be no escape. A bit like the coverage of the England team leading up to the World Cup, except this time an Englishman is guaranteed to score...

Approval ratings for the Cameron and Clegg sink so low they make Gordon Brown look like Obama on the day of his Inauguration.
 

Boldnotold

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Book Reviewer
#19
if you work,you'll be taxed like it was gang rape.
if you worked and saved you'll be taxed like it was gang rape.
if you drive a taxed,mot'd and insured car you'll be taxed like it was gang rape.
if you own your own house,i think you can see where this is going.
If you're an MP, MEP or other politician, you'll continue to earn massive tax free income.
HMRC will continue to let Vodafone, Barclays, HSBC, News International and other massive companies pay less tax than they should.
Philip Green, Lord Ashcroft, Lord Rothermere and all the other 'non-doms' will continue to pay less than their fair share.
And Shirley Porter will continue to take millions out of Tesco whilst claiming she still can't afford those fines.
 
#20
lets go with a safe bet

an MP wil be caught lieing or ******* rentboys- or lieing about ******* rentboys, or ******* a lieing rentboy
 

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