2011 Census

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by ugly, May 2, 2011.

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  1. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    They sent my Census form back!!

    In answer to the question,

    'Do you have any dependants?',

    I put,

    'Asylum seekers, gypos, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, Northern Rock, RBS, Ireland, Portugal and half of f*****g Eastern Europe!'

    ...apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer