I'm sure this has been done before but what predictions for the next twelve months would members of ARRSE care to make? [b]In the press world; From May to June the papers will run articles on BBQs and it's the only time men cook raw on the inside burnt on the outside meat, it's a caveman thing. Late November till December,'How to survive the office party, things not to say to your boss.' The Express will find more evidence that Princess Diana(Gawd bless her) was killed by the secret services on the instructions of Prince Phillip. More outrage through the year on immigration, chavs, and low education standards, exams are getting easier. [/b]Social services; Another child is killed by his family, despite being on the at risk list, lessons are learned and 'It will never happen again.' [b]Politics; Gordon Brown cancels the general election due to a 'National emergency.' Which only he and his moral compass can solve, normal services will be resumed, 'At a suitable opportunity.' MPs of all parties approve a plan to scrap expenses in return for a 50,000 pound tax free allowance, at the vote it is passed without opposition. Cuts in the MOD budget result in the cancellation of Helicopter purchases, the MOD is still committed to the 37 million pound refurbishment of its' Whitehall properties.'Savings will be made, where appropriate.' [/b]Arts; A new Brit artist wins the Turner prize with the 'Thought provoking' display of eighteen aborted foetuses, entitled 'All the mistakes I have ever made' A video entitled'The loss of a drug dealer, it's a drag' comes second The fatwah on Salmon Rushdie is finally lifted when Iran admits that nobody in the world has actually read it. In a shocking live interview Simon Cowell admits that he doesn't see all the primary auditions and that the X Factor may be a little bit manipulated.