For every winner, there's a loser. In the case of the election, there are quite a few losers. But who are most deserving of sympathy? I'd like to nominate David Barnes who played centre forward in the Hertford & Stortford constituency as the Independent English Delegate. Trounced by the Conservative candidate in a fairly safe Tory seat, he was some way behind the winning 29,810 votes. 29,810 votes behind to be precise. That's right. He polled 0 votes. Evidently the stupid fucker must have forgotten to vote for himself. Even his mum doesn't love him (assuming she's extant and living in the same constituency). There, there. Never mind. (In his position, I'd demand a recount).