2010 Election - the sympathy thread

#1
For every winner, there's a loser. In the case of the election, there are quite a few losers. But who are most deserving of sympathy?

I'd like to nominate David Barnes who played centre forward in the Hertford & Stortford constituency as the Independent English Delegate.

Trounced by the Conservative candidate in a fairly safe Tory seat, he was some way behind the winning 29,810 votes. 29,810 votes behind to be precise.

That's right. He polled 0 votes. Evidently the stupid fucker must have forgotten to vote for himself. Even his mum doesn't love him (assuming she's extant and living in the same constituency).

There, there. Never mind.



(In his position, I'd demand a recount).
 
#4
jagman said:
Jacky Smith. Goodbye and good riddance. I hope you top yourself
I don't think that you've quite got the hang of this. It's a SYMPATHY thread.

Look it up in the dictionary - it's between sympatholytic and sympatric.







(Bet you weren't expecting that)
 
#7
Now then Spaz, it's going to be very diffficult for him to pull dead eyed Transylvanians now that he has even less of a point to him than he did 24 hours ago. When I say "less of a point", obviously I'm not referring to his weirdly positioned lower jaw. The fucking freak.....
 
#8
Nigel Farage? Sore Ribs and likely to finish behind that complete tw*t Bercow - massive sympathy vote from me.
 
#9
Shame for Nick Griffin. Didn't get Barking. Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 
#11
putteesinmyhands said:
jagman said:
Jacky Smith. Goodbye and good riddance. I hope you top yourself
I don't think that you've quite got the hang of this. It's a SYMPATHY thread.

Look it up in the dictionary - it's between sympatholytic and sympatric.







(Bet you weren't expecting that)
Its also between shit and syphallis!
Thats as sympathetic as I get I'm afraid!!!
 
#13
This Dodgy Cunt. Hahahahaha!!! :D :D

Malik Shahid



Interestingly, got 1565 more votes than in 2005 but still lost to a 1526 Tory majority. Turnout increased by 28% 8O
 
#14
Me. I’ve got a pounding headache due to my decision to drink heavily last night

Sympathy for a politician?
 
#15
Taff49 said:
Me. I’ve got a pounding headache due to my decision to drink heavily last night

Sympathy for a politician?
Me too. Sympathy for the losing politicians? There, there, mummy kiss it better. Now fuck off back in the bin.
 

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#16
Michael Foster, Labour MP for Hastings and Rye. You knew you had it coming, and despite your hard work over the last few years, you're still a Labour stooge and one of the Whips that kept the rest of the weak-minded spakards voting acording the the wishes of the one-eyed one.

You were partly responsible for the fact that MPs are not able to vote with their consciences, nor according to the wishes of their electorate, instead, forcing MPs to follow the party line.

You also voted against allowing the Ghurkas to stay in the UK.

To top it off, your office is 80 yards away from my store, and yet it didn't behoove you in 10 years for you to come and introduce yourself!!!!

Sympathy? Moi? har har de fcuking har!!!! Went to Amber Rudd, not just because she's hot either! She came and saw me and asked me my opinion on lead shot, and how she might want to proceed.

As for the local Conservative and other councillors who didn't get my vote - next time you wnakers want my vote, make sure I know who the fcuk you are! If I haven't seen you, met you or even heard of you, you haven't done your job, and you don't deserve my vote. That's why I went against everything I hold dear and voted for a Labour Councillor for the local elections!
 
#17
Sympathy for everyone who voted Tory or Limp Dems and is now waking up to 5 more years of Labour and the Tartan Mafia?
 
#19
sfub said:
Shame for Nick Griffin. Didn't get Barking. Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Tee hee didn't get FUCK all...epic fail for the British Nobhead Party!! :D
 

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