2009.What did you learn.

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  1. What did you learn in 2009?

    For me,vacuuming embers (that were unknowingly still hot) from under the woodburner,and the resutlting fire in the Henry,has taught me not to use the vaccum.
  2. Not to stick my willy in the blender.
  3. That certain everyday expressions from mainland China can cause a major sense of humour failure when directed at certain Taiwanese. I dread to think what wound up in my meal at that restaurant.
  4. That this is the worst government I have ever witnessed and brown is a cunt
  5. Sixty

    Sixty LE Moderator Book Reviewer
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    That sparring with eighteen year old girls is best avoided (in my defence, she was a black-belt and had represented Scotland. Who needs two working shoulders anyway?)
  6. Never let common sense get in the way of decision making.
  7. In recognition of thy taking over a decade to reach this conclusion, I dub thee 'Trigger' :)
  8. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    On a similar vein, for demonstration purposes I'll hold this tackle bag and this young lass(coaching under 15s) here will show you how to hit a ruck and keep driving.

    Oh, how a baggy tracksuit can hide the bulk of a fast moving prop.
  9. To trust my instincts and gut feeling, and to be braver.

    Oh and stop dating men shorter than me lol.
  10. Not to let cnuts in work wind you up
  11. To not listen to what other people think about me 8)
  12. ...to squeeze the juice out of every day, as we don't know when it will all end...
  13. Not much. I forgot more.
  14. But they may be right?
  15. Is this the paranoid or doormat bloke?