2007 DARWIN AWARDS

#22
7. Seems an Arkansas guy wanted some beer pretty badly. He decided that he'd just throw a cinder block through a liquor store window, grab some booze, and run. So he lifted the cinder block and heaved it over his head at the window. The cinder block bounced back and hit the would-be thief on the head, knocking him unconscious. The liquor store window was made of Plexiglas. The whole event was caught on videotape.

I've seen this happen!
I used to work in a pub in the centre of Bristol which had leaded glass windows, the boss got sick of footing the bill for a replacement every time some drunken cnut decided to lob a bottle or brick at them so whenever one got broken he replaced them with perspex.
A couple of weeks later along walks Johny Moron wanting to be let in for an after hours drink, The landlord, who doesn't know him, tells him to p1ss off, 5 mins later he returns with a brick and chucks it at the window, it bounces back knocking him clean out. The best part of it? a police van was driving past at the time and it was caught on the pubs cctv!

Magic :D
 
#25
they arent darwin awards. you have to remove yourself from the gene pool to win a darwin award hence the bloody name. thats (with the exception of the .38) just a collection of people who emporer mong didnt manage to fatally wound or castrate.
 
#26


Does anyone know if these muppets are still alive?

Wonder what it would look like if one of those flip flops fell off, or the the whole thing turned over?
 

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