20 yr old Italian bird wants friends,can we help?

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  1. Just seen this on another site.Any suggestions? :D



    If you were a female in your late twenties (from Italy) and would like to make some girlfriends, how would you go about it? A colleague and friend is new to the area (Exeter) and would like forge some new friendships. I'm also new to the area but grew up nearby and have my family and old friends just down the road (unfortunately all male).

    She's quite shy about meeting new people so I'm happy to do things with her. Such is the nature of our work that we don't get to meet many people face to face. She's passionate about languages and fairly fit and sporty. She's going to join a volleyball team so that may help, but we're looking for other ideas.

    So, shy, late twenties, multilingual, sporty... What would you do?
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  2. I could think of a few positions.......
     
  3. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    I'm a cunning - linguist send her round to me
     
  4. [quote="vvaannmmaann"
    So, shy, late twenties, multilingual, sporty... What would you do?
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    Im not shy late fortyish and cunilingual, What do you think I'd do
     
  5. Photos???
     
  6. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Commiserate with her on the tragedy of the recent earthquake, discuss art and sculpture, get her views on recent political activity in her homeland and try to make her feel at ease in strange surroundings. Ovbiously.
     
  7. You do that while I batter her back doors in :twisted:
     
  8. Fancy some tag team action
     
  9. I could teach her some freaky deaky Dutch :twisted:
     
  10. Wouldnt she probablt try to murder you then claim it was all a sex game gone wrong.
     
  11. Does she take it up the chuff ?
     
  12. I've always fancied getting stuck into a Italian bird, My mate wont let me near his gorgeous italian cousin. Prick.
     
  13. Why do a shovel and a shallow grave spring to mind?
     
  14. Take her to a nice BBQ and spit roast her.