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20 large well spent

#6
I don't know. Big hands. Firm jaw line. Prominent chin. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
What that big hands, a firm jaw line and prominent chin turn you on? A tad skinny for me but I would.

Just to compare the feel with the current Mrs-Albertous-to-be enhancements for scientific purposes not pleasure obviously.
 
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#7
the only dramatic difference between male and female skeletons is that females poses a more rounded pelvis, she may just be a manly looking woman :/ bit of a butterface perhaps.
 
#14
When I first saw the pics in the paper I put her down for early 40s.

She's 27 FFS. Must have had a lot of early morning paper rounds.
Yep, that's just what I was thinking - 27, my arrse. She doesn't need more surgery, she needs a couple of quiet hours in a padded room with a head-trick-cyclist; he can sort out her 'issues' and low self-esteem. I'm guessing that one or some or all of the following apply: her parents were divorced, if they ever married, she was touched up as a kid by an 'uncle', she was crap at school, she's been engaged 6 or 7 times, she's having or had an affair with an older (married) man, in short, she's a no-hoper basket case. As for her looks - for me she's too sodding skinny, her teeth are shite, her hair minging and her tits are revolting. Other than that, I'm sure she's lovely.
 
#15
the only dramatic difference between male and female skeletons is that females poses a more rounded pelvis, she may just be a manly looking woman :/ bit of a butterface perhaps.
But would you plate her anus as a heavily tattooed handsome chap sat in the corner furiously masturbating and humming the theme tune from Airwolf for added romantic ambience?
 

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