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2 Whales

Two whales are swimming along one day when one spots a boat up ahead. He turns to his buddy and says, "Hey, you wanna have some fun? Let's go tip over that boat!"

So they both head for the surface and get their lungs full of air. They then dive and shoot all the air out of their blowholes. The ship tips over as planned and the whales swim away.

Not too far away, the first whale turns to his buddy again and says, "Hey, how about we go back and swallow up some of the survivors?"

To this the second whale says, "Look, I don t mind giving a blow job, but I hate swallowing seamen."

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