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  1. There is a medical at selection, does anyone no what this consists of?
    On a scale of 1 - 10 how hard would you say selection for the TA is?~

    Just interested to no as i have applied this week for the TA
    Would love your comments thanks :D
  2. The medical? A nasty man with rubber gloves on asks you to bend over a lot :twisted: But all jokes aside its just basic eyesight, hearing, blood/urine test etc. Nothing out of the ordinary.

    and how hard it is on a scale of 1-10? I would have to say it's a very generous 1 :D
  3. Quite simple really.

    While the Doctor cups yer nutts and the Nurse has her hand up yer arrse to the wrist and yer asked to cough.

    Just say;

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! :D Pish Poor attempt IMHO.
  4. You need to have an endoscope shoved up your arse to check your bowels are functioning correctly ;)
  5. You get another Medical at Selection?

    edit - ie. I've already had one by an Army doc.
  6. try and be a bit more serious in your answers please guys