2 old men

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by DaveRRF, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Two old men sitting in a retirement home chatting " I'm full of aches and pains today Alf, how do you feel?"

    Alf replies "like a newborn baby Fred"

    "Really" says Fred, "a newborn baby".

    "Yep, no hair, no teeth and I've just s**t myself"