2 facts about me

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by ugly, Sep 2, 2012.

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  1. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Two interesting facts about me
    1.. My knob is the same length has 2 argos pens
    2...I'm banned from argos

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  2. I'm Lolling that, whatever the consequences may be.

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  3. It's at times like this I wish I had a knob for hilarity purposes :(
  4. You're welcome to mine, at your earliest convenience. And yes it is quite hilarious.
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  5. I suspect you can advertise it as unused as well...
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  6. More "much cherished", really. D'you think a phallic avatar might help, then?
  7. In your dreams perhaps? But have a go, if you think that you have a chance.
  8. Hope springs eternal, eh? Your spirit is inspirational.
  9. It was funny.

    9 years ago.
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  10. Just funny enough to get a second airing though.
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  11. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

  12. Yeah sorry, I was probably out in the fresh air and sunshine when it broke on the ARRSE.
  13. Or even in Argos?
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  14. Tried but couldn't get in; it had "Police Line Do Not Cross" tape all over the front of it. Not sure what had gone on but it seems it had something to do with a dispute over the length of the pens.
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