2 BUILDERS

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Two builders (Phil and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a rough
> pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at
>the bar.
>
> The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit.
>
> Phil: - I reckon he's an accountant.
>
> Eric: - No way - he's a stockbroker.
>
> Phil: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!
>
> The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets
>the
>better of Phil and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees
>that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get
>the better of the builder.
>
> Phil: - Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering
>what you do for a living?
>
> Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession.
>
> Phil: - Oh ! What's that then?
>
> Suit: - I'll try to explain by example.... Do you have a goldfish at
>home?
>
> Phil: - Er .. mmm . well yeah, I do as it happens!
>
> Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or in a
>pond. Which is it?
>
> Phil: - It's in a pond!
>
> Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden
>then?
>
>Phil: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!
>
>Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town if you have a
>large garden then you have a large house?
>
> Phil: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house...built it myself!
>
> Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it is logical
>to
>assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite
>probably married?
>
> Phil: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three children.
>
>Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with
>your wife on a regular basis?
>
> Phil:- Yep! Four nights a week!
>
> Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not masturbate
>very
>often?
>
> Phil: - Me? Never
>
> Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!
>
> Phil: - How's that then?
>
> Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you
>about
>your sex life!
>
> Phil: - I see! That's pretty impressive...thanks mate!
>
> Both leave the toilet and Phil returns to his mate.
>
> Eric: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?
>
> Phil: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!
>
> Eric: - What's that then?
>
> Phil: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
>
> Eric: - Nope
>
> Phil: - Well then, you're a wanker.
 

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