2 Beefburgers sacked from Tower of London

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  1. 2 Beefburgers have been sacked from the Tower of London for irregular behaviour.

    They have been replaced by a Chicken Nugget and a Fillet of Fish.
  2. love it :)
  3. There's a picture of one in the Sun wearing the chocolate medals that the Kuwaitis and Saudis dished out after GRANBY - the ones that HM QE2 did not grant permission to wear! He might as well stick a row of Maccy D stars up...perhaps they'll give him some when he turns up there asking for a job on Monday!


  4. Ther should be no women Beefeaters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  5. More importantly who the F*ck let them use the internet.
  6. Why not?

  7. Does a a rug, the munching thereof, count as a meat course?
  8. Agreed, no trouble at mill till she joined.
  9. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
  10. 8O so you knew she bored them all then :lol: :lol:
  11. Erm, is that a 'device' with batteries?
  12. if that's the extent of your sex life, then for you it probably is

    so utterly predictable, did it hurt to use both cells?

  13. C or D cells?

    It would probably hurt if said battery powered device was powered by D cells, but C's should be ok.
  14. says it all really
  15. Don't forget, Duracell gives you more zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz for your money… :wink: