1st Boneheaded Idea of 2009

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Jan 1, 2009.

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  1. Dr. Alan Bittner, Beverley Hills plastic surgeon converted his Ford Explorer and his girlfriend's Lincoln Navigator to run on the 'surplus' fat removed from clients during liposuction procedures.

    Apparently using human tissue/waste to power vehicles is illegal in California [ who thinks up these laws?? ] and so Dr. Bittner has ' returned' to South America to work in volunteer clinics [ ahem...] til matters can be ' resolved'...
  2. Actually he went to South America due to several law suits being filed against him. Apparently he let his girlfriend (unlicensed) carry out some of the liposuction procedures and the patients weren't happy about the massive scars she left behind.
    I reckon if I had the procedure done, you could run a few 4x4s for a couple of months or so.
  3. Blimey, he would be able to run his car for a year just off one of Artemis's legs then :lol:

  4. It would have to be only one leg, you'd never get them both together for long enough
  5. You could run the entire military vehicle fleet on the amount of "manfat" she's consumed :D
  6. Can´t see anything wrong with the running of vehicles on unwanted liposuction fat. Similar to when they make soap out of liposuction fat in Fight Club?

    Obviously practicing unlicenced is a bit of a no no.