1st Anniversary.. What To Get Them??

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Apr 8, 2006.

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  1. has it been a year already?

    good gravy.. Chuck and Camilla made it through the first year and no word yet of them fighting over whose butler/flunky squeezes the toothpaste from the wrong end...

    Surely some trinket should be tossed their way as a token nod to the future king and his trusty steed?
     
  2. I would get Charlie Farlie a years free membership to Arrse so he can keep in contact with his subjects and let him embrace the spirit of us serving/retired guys and our attitudes as we help him mould the nation. Camilla should get a Carl Gustav up the Gary Glitter from 3 Para Mortar Team.
     
  3. Divorce papers.
     
  4. For Him;- a reality check and a personality transplant
    For Her;- A visit to fang farrier to get them molars sorted, a course of treatment from a decent plastic surgeon, and a one way ticket to outer mongolia or some other remote part of the world.
     
  5. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    fresh batteries for her B.O.B.
     
  6. Its obvious - Straw - horses love straw, the ugly horse faced bitch. :wink:
     
  7. If I remember rightly the first one is a paper anniversary, so what about a roll of toilet paper
     
  8. Gimp mask and cattle prod.
     
  9. KY Jelly to help whilst one is taking one up the royal arch.......
     
  10. extra strong double-bags for those intimate moments
     
  11. A romantic weekend in Paris, with chauffeur driven limousine driven by Henri Paul.

    A decent supply of booze for Henri.