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1980s BAOR Transactional Sex Beasts - all stories here !!

#1
I have just had a long chat with the Joseph Rowntree Foundation and they have agreed to fund a longitudinal study into "Masculinity & the use of alcohol in bonding combatants prior to & after Combat Ops" & also a study into "Transactional Sex in the BAOR of the 1970/80's & why did soldiers procure the opposite gender for intercourse at weekends on alcohol fueled desires"

I have been given a research grant of £50K for each project and a year to produce a Thesis. Any help in compiling this would be appreciated. My first think tank is a weekend in Doncaster on the 25th -27th Jan. Free accomodation is provided at the Days Inn & RV will be 1930hrs on The Friday in Wetherspoons. I have a corporate card that will be lodged behind the bar. Please identify yourself with a simple white sticker annotated either "Alcohol Bonding Squaddie" or "BAOR 1980's Transactional Sex Beast"

Thanks in advance

Dr Mervyn Huddleston, PhD, BEd, JP, OBE, VD Scab & Bar
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Folk please post all of your stories here so I can cut and paste them into my Thesis. From a 20DM Handjob to your experiences with Dutch Polynesian Hermaphrodites in Maastricht. Spill the beans with your war stories. I'll put up a Sandbag. Who will be the bravest & go first ?....
 
#6
brettarider said:
duffdike said:
In the 1980s it was not unheard of for soldiers wives to work in brothels. LOL.
Was it not the Staffords who's wifes turned some MQ's in Fally into knocking shops during GW1? or myth?
Most certainly NOT a myth - not sure if it was the Staffords but there was definitely a wifeys knocking shop up there in "The Bronx". I was desperately trying to find out where it was so I could have a Duty coke on patrol..... :D
 
#7
As part of the study you may wish to investigate why the ONLY duty soldiers volunteered for in Paderborn was the Bulk Rubbish Collection - particularly during Op Banner tours.
 
#9
There was a fraulein who had a lot of friends in Hohne garrison,particularly in notorious Snake Pit bar in sixties.Her name frequently comes up on 11Hussars website over 40 years later.
Slowhand.
 
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blindfire

Guest
#10
When down the FI in the 80's rumours filtered to us that some of the "wifes of" were playing away in the NAAFI ffs!!!
Some guys were getting obviously a bit upset.

But thinking about the state of some of them - ron hills etc - whoever did them must have been desperate or depraved :D :D
 

ugly

LE
Moderator
#11
I was in BAOR during the 80's according to my red book and some photographs but I cant recall much, if you can remember it you obviously werent there!
 
#13
duffdike said:
In the 1980s it was not unheard of for soldiers wives to work in brothels. LOL.
Careful duffdike, with the quality of academic analysis evidenced this week that may be reproduced in the report as "all squaddy wives are whores"...
 

Cutaway

LE
Kit Reviewer
#16
Cuddles said:
duffdike said:
In the 1980s it was not unheard of for soldiers wives to work in brothels. LOL.
Careful duffdike, with the quality of academic analysis evidenced this week that may be reproduced in the report as "all squaddy wives are whores"...
But there again Mr McKelvie wouldn't know shit from clay.


There are many similarities to note between the two, his previous signature for example:
duffdike said:
I am not and never have been in an Irish Regiment.
Thank God.
Same as Caubeen.
 
#18
Heedthebaw said:
brettarider said:
duffdike said:
In the 1980s it was not unheard of for soldiers wives to work in brothels. LOL.
Was it not the Staffords who's wifes turned some MQ's in Fally into knocking shops during GW1? or myth?
Most certainly NOT a myth - not sure if it was the Staffords but there was definitely a wifeys knocking shop up there in "The Bronx". I was desperately trying to find out where it was so I could have a Duty coke on patrol..... :D
Why pay for it? There was plenty wives in the bronx would put it out for free
 
#19
minister_doh_nut said:
Anyone paying for sex is shallow and lacking moral fibre
Seconded! What ever happened to 'get in the car, I've got a knife' and 'let's not turn this rape into a murder'...........
 
#20
I'm not going because you are kicking off in Wobbly's and I wanted to bring the kids with me AND have a few scoops. I would have gladly demonstrated, with the use of live aids, the fruit of my loins and what a detrimental act, shagging a boxhead slapper in the 80's resulted in.......perfect for your thesis I would have thought.
 

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