18 month old marries a dog

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  1. For a moment I though it might be some chavs in Norfolk trying to outdo Alfie...
  2. that would be pretty hard to do!
  3. ... and there was me thinking it was a story about some Percy on detachment to Belize or somewhere coming back with a local... :roll:
  4. Any piccies of the dog?
  5. after reading this story not once but twice I've come to the assumption that its Absolutely..............wait for it.............................wait.....................BARKING :D :D

    I know, Im sorry I shall now retire to my scratcher.
  6. couldn't find one of the daft bitch
  7. OMFG cant hep but laugh at that :p
  8. So there must be a lot of squaddies who have teeth growing out of their gums then! :lol:
  9. Wow really?
    who'd have guessed
  10. cant fault their logic at least..

    the nippers grow a tooth in their top gum and as a result to stop them from being mauled by a tiger, they have to marry a dog.

    that makes perfect sense!
  11. It works, I tells yer.
    I married a bitch and have never been bitten by a tiger.
  12. Yes but you do occasionally get a verbal mauling..."I know, I was that soldier!"
  13. Is that not compulsory :x
  14. I've been married three times (what can I say, I like wedding cake) and the first two were both dogs.