18 certificate film

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by exbluejob, Jun 13, 2012.

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  1. I was watching an 18 certificate film with my 8 year old son the other night
    "Daddy" he said as he looked up at me, terrified
    "Is that woman going to die"?
    I gave him a hug, ruffled his hair and said
    "son, given the size of the horses cock, I would say it was an absolute certainty"
  2. HHH

    HHH LE

    Exbluejob don't give up your day job!