18 Again ???

#1
A vaginal restoration cream. How the feck does this work? It would have to be pretty powerful stuff to have any effect on all the chav slappers in the UK ...


[video=youtube;vPayFrCOiZM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPayFrCOiZM[/video]


Ah, the secret ingredients are gold dust and pomegranate. I'm too old to try it, any younger arrse maidens willing to do so and provide feedback? :)

18 AGAIN
 

jarrod248

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#2
A vaginal restoration cream. How the feck does this work? It would have to be pretty powerful stuff to have any effect on all the chav slappers in the UK ...


[video=youtube;vPayFrCOiZM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPayFrCOiZM[/video]


Ah, the secret ingredients are gold dust and pomegranate. I'm too old to try it, any younger arrse maidens willing to do so and provide feedback? :)

18 AGAIN
Gold is used to treat arthritis so maybe it can repair those ancient sagging lips and tighten the bits that years of fisting has loosened.
 
#3
Dr Jo Mengele and his needle and thread will do twice the job in half the time.

*miffed* was hoping for some Karma Sutric porn shots there.
 
#6
was hoping for a thread about tightening up fannies, but all i got was vaginal healing.
theres 5 minutes of my life i won't see again
 
#8
was hoping for a thread about tightening up fannies, but all i got was vaginal healing.
theres 5 minutes of my life i won't see again
It took you five minutes to read this?
Do you read two words forwards one word back?
 
#9
Minge restoration cream?
Google is your friend.
Shotcrete.
 

Joker62

ADC
Book Reviewer
#12
#17
Wonder if it would work on a womans mouth, it might shut them up for awhile!
 
#20
Any reputable gynecologist will tell you that the only way to bring an old cunt back to life is to start a thread about SLRs.

SLR. Slippery long ravines?
 
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