18 Again ???

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by fairmaidofperth, Aug 15, 2012.

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  1. A vaginal restoration cream. How the feck does this work? It would have to be pretty powerful stuff to have any effect on all the chav slappers in the UK ...


    Ah, the secret ingredients are gold dust and pomegranate. I'm too old to try it, any younger arrse maidens willing to do so and provide feedback? :)

    18 AGAIN
  2. Gold is used to treat arthritis so maybe it can repair those ancient sagging lips and tighten the bits that years of fisting has loosened.
  3. Dr Jo Mengele and his needle and thread will do twice the job in half the time.

    *miffed* was hoping for some Karma Sutric porn shots there.
  4. Katie Price will be applying it liberally via one of these...
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  5. You learn sth new every day!
  6. was hoping for a thread about tightening up fannies, but all i got was vaginal healing.
    theres 5 minutes of my life i won't see again
  7. This is the only type of gold that will really work, Big J.

  8. It took you five minutes to read this?
    Do you read two words forwards one word back?
  9. Minge restoration cream?
    Google is your friend.
  10. Why do you think we've all these cash for gold adverts. Clearly gold for gash.
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  11. Another site amateur gynaecologist. Cuntoplasty is clearly all the rage, you'll be a millionaire but reek of stale minge.
  12. To be fair, he is Welsh ;-)
  13. From what I hear, Nobby already does!.....:dance:
  14. You say that like it's a bad thing.
  15. I thought Hemmorroid cream had the same effect, albeit only for a few hours