16th Birthday Presents

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  1. I'm coming up on my 16th soon so I ask you all, what did you get for your 16th? Wrapped or unwrapped? :)
  2. Bird at the time gave me my first ever blowjob.

    Also, my cousin bought me my first packet of fags. Been 10 a day since.
  3. At that age all I remember is having a permanent erection. Then I'm not much better now.
  4. Presents! I left school, got taken the recruitment office and was an Army apprentice (Junior Bleeder) before I was 17 FFS! Presents Pah!
  5. As above,my first blow job.

    Took three whiskies to rid of the taste.
  6. Only because you're mainlining Alprostadil :)
  7. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    16, what a fantastic age. Get a moped, start smoking, join the mob, find a bird to legally plough.

    The World is your oyster sunshine.
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Unless she is 12.
  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Well if it's good enough for Jerry Lee Lewis!!!!!!!!!