16 Kids and Counting

#1
Channel 4 9pm

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Very interesting watch

Have you got any bin lids?

I don't know how people can cope, I struggle with 2 kids and the job at hand.
 
#2
Really need to either get a TV, or tie a knot in it, or get tubes tied off, or get a really interesting hobby such as cllecting train numbers....
 
#4
When IDS limits welfare to the first two kids, some people are going to be stuffed.
 
#6
I'll bet her fanny looks like an old leather bucket by now. He probably doesn't even touch the sides any more and she has to hang upside down for three days to get impregnated.
 
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#8
Still it makes up for all of us lazy bastards who cab't be arrsed having even one. Replaces the population etc...
 
#9
Well if they are on the brew, they will be well fucked when the limit is £500 including housing benefit, free school meals and milk.
 
#10
Well if they are on the brew, they will be well fucked when the limit is £500 including housing benefit, free school meals and milk.
Yeah, but that's not a bad screw per week.
 
#11
Two bad the people replacing the population are ones who will go to the local curry shop not local pisser and aren't going to stand up with all thngs british.
 
#13
Yeah, but that's not a bad screw per week.
Agreed, but a hell of lot less than this Taliban adherent currently gets?

Has anybody else notice the inbreed look about the kids or is it me, that lad on the right looks a right bunny ******.

Him hanging onto his mum, looks like its turn with her that night.
 
#14
Channel 4 9pm

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Very interesting watch

Have you got any bin lids?

I don't know how people can cope, I struggle with 2 kids and the job at hand.


"How do large families manage to discipline and educate their many offspring, while continuing to add to their numbers?

In the Salim's Rochdale home, ex-teacher Mohammed wants to instil a love of education in his children. But with no routine, homework often done late at night and non-existent bedtimes, the kids rule the roost, while Mohammed tries to persuade his wife Noreen to have another baby.

In Kent, the Sullivan family take a very different approach to discipline. Tanya and Mike home-school many of their 11 children and believe routine creates order. They want to protect their large brood from the negative aspects of society and dream of one day moving their supersized family to a remote part of Ireland."
 
#15
"How do large families manage to discipline and educate their many offspring, while continuing to add to their numbers?

In the Salim's Rochdale home, ex-teacher Mohammed wants to instil a love of education in his children. But with no routine, homework often done late at night and non-existent bedtimes, the kids rule the roost, while Mohammed tries to persuade his wife Noreen to have another baby.

In Kent, the Sullivan family take a very different approach to discipline. Tanya and Mike home-school many of their 11 children and believe routine creates order. They want to protect their large brood from the negative aspects of society and dream of one day moving their supersized family to a remote part of Ireland."
Bromide.
 
#17
Don't worry. The taxpayer will pay for all these lovely colonisers, and, almost certainly, only some of them will grow up to loathe us for feeding and housing them.
 
#18
My daughter was walking my granddaughter to school a little while ago. ahead of them was a man leading his gaggle of kids to school. Granddaughter asks "Why are those three men from that building site walking along behind them, now breaking into a song and dance routine ?"

"He can't he can't work but by God can it ruddy breed though. When yer benefits are cut yer lazy chav get yer testes chopped though"

Daughter explained when the men were freezing working their fingers to the bone on a building site they sometimes need the warming morale boosting indulgence in a public tiller girl routine. And the man exercising his rights to a welfare dependent existence with a pay rise for each kid at the time, probably enjoyed the performance.

The story is that the 3 building workers are ex Royal Marines looking to recruit new workers preference given to ex bandsmen.
 
#19
My daughter was walking my granddaughter to school a little while ago. ahead of them was a man leading his gaggle of kids to school. Granddaughter asks "Why are those three men from that building site walking along behind them, now breaking into a song and dance routine ?"

"He can't he can't work but by God can it ruddy breed though. When yer benefits are cut yer lazy chav get yer testes chopped though"

Daughter explained when the men were freezing working their fingers to the bone on a building site they sometimes need the warming morale boosting indulgence in a public tiller girl routine. And the man exercising his rights to a welfare dependent existence with a pay rise for each kid at the time, probably enjoyed the performance.

The story is that the 3 building workers are ex Royal Marines looking to recruit new workers preference given to ex bandsmen.
Are the AVTUR and orange cocktails you are necking tasty?
 
#20
My daughter was walking my granddaughter to school a little while ago. ahead of them was a man leading his gaggle of kids to school. Granddaughter asks "Why are those three men from that building site walking along behind them, now breaking into a song and dance routine ?"

"He can't he can't work but by God can it ruddy breed though. When yer benefits are cut yer lazy chav get yer testes chopped though"

Daughter explained when the men were freezing working their fingers to the bone on a building site they sometimes need the warming morale boosting indulgence in a public tiller girl routine. And the man exercising his rights to a welfare dependent existence with a pay rise for each kid at the time, probably enjoyed the performance.

The story is that the 3 building workers are ex Royal Marines looking to recruit new workers preference given to ex bandsmen.
I'm surprised the dancers weren't Kent Police.
 

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