15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool

A rich man living in Surrey decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Gandhi, the only Indian in the neighbourhood. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.

Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters, BBQ and flirting. At the height of the party the host said, "I have a 15ft man-eating crocodile in my pool and I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the balls to jump in."

The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash and everyone turned around and saw Gandhi in the pool! Gandhi was fighting the crocodile and kicking it's ****!

Gandhi was jabbing the croc in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, doing all kinds of ****, like head butts and chokeholds, biting the croc on the tail and flipping the croc through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.

The water was churning and splashing everywhere. Both Gandhi and the croc were screaming and raising hell. Finally Gandhi strangled the croc and let it float to the top of the pool like a K-Mart goldfish. Gandhi then slowly climbed out of the pool.

Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.

Finally the host says "Well, Gandhi, I reckon I owe you a million dollars."
"Nah, you all right, I don't want it," said Gandhi.

The rich man said, "Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet. How about half a million bucks then?"
"No thanks. I don't want it," answered Gandhi.

The host said, "Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing! How about a new Porsche and a Rolex and some stock options?"
Again Gandhi said no.

Confused, the rich man asked, "Well Gandhi, then what do you want?"
Gandhi said, "I want the name of the ******** who pushed me in the pool."

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