A bloke is walking around his local super market when he notices a young lady giving him the eye. A minute later he notices her looking again and he asks her if she knows him? She replies I think youâre the father of one of my children. After a deep thought he asks her if she was the hooker that he shagged in the carpark, a few years ago while she was sucking on his mate. She replied no Iâm a teacher and I think your daughter is in my class.