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A bloke is walking around his local super market when he notices a young lady giving him the eye.

A minute later he notices her looking again and he asks her if she knows him? She replies I think you’re the father of one of my children.

After a deep thought he asks her if she was the hooker that he shagged in the carpark, a few years ago while she was sucking on his mate.

She replied no I’m a teacher and I think your daughter is in my class. :D

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