Ethel, an eighty seven year old lady came home from Bingo one night, to find Wlifred, her ninety two year old husband in bed having sex with the woman from down the corridor. Things soon became violent and she ended up pushing him from the balcony of thier fifteenth floor apartment. Wlfred was killed instantly, the Police were called and Ethel was arrested. When she appeared in court, charged with Wilfreds murder, the Judge asked her if she had anything to say in her own defence.. "Your Honour." said Ethel in a very cool voice......." I figured that at the age of ninety two......If he could f**k, he could fly."