14 Things 4 Men 2 Do In Asda When They Are Bored!

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  1. 01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys
    when they aren't looking.

    02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5
    minute intervals.

    03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the
    floor leading to the ladies toilet.

    04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares... and see what happens.

    05. Go to the Service Desk
    and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.

    06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

    08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

    09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

    10. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme fromMission Impossible.

    12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

    13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream " OH NO! It's those voices again!!!"

    14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
  2. seen this on here before. Hilarious though. :)
  3. hahaha good stuff!
  4. CNUT
    That was a new keyboard only yesterday.
  5. sorry for your keyboard!!
  6. Great stuff. My fav. is 03.
  7. Homo's.
  8. What men are allowed in asda?

  9. only real men!
  10. You are lying!

    It wasn't a new keyboard, and if it was its not been broken has it?

    Put it in your mouth and let passers by hit you with canoe paddles
  11. :D :D :D :D ROFLMAO

    There is nothing funnier than an email with a list of things, especially one full of Americanisms. I'm just hoping to fcuk that the next one is one about why computers are like women or something. I'm going down the pub later and I need something to pretend that I made up.
  12. You cnut, thats a new monitor you owe me :D :D :D :D :D :D

    I'm also off down the pub, when I returned really really drunk I hope there are lots of threads about my five favourite songs or my list of three most popular motorcycle carburetters

    :D :D :D If I add a couple more it will funny it up?
  13. fcuking hilarious that :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

    nope it didn't funny it up for me
  14. I found it so funny i pissed all over my monitor, mouse, keyboard, tower and in my fridge you owe me new ones you little tinker rotflmaolololol :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D .

    And a little bit in my pants too.
  15. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Coffee all over the keyboard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Not because any of this is amusing, i'm just a clumsy fucker.