14 March is Steak and Blowjob Day

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Furryturd, Mar 13, 2013.

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  1. dixie-basher

    dixie-basher War Hero

    Excellent. I will be in Dubai... "To The Moscow Bar cabbie and dont spare the horses" - not sure where I'll get a steak though.
     
  2. Trooped_Again

    Trooped_Again War Hero

    Eh? The Moscow Bar? When were you last here mate?
     
  3. dixie-basher

    dixie-basher War Hero

    About 8 months back... its not a fekking gay bar now is it? Traders still ok?
     
  4. Now I know why Mrs R visits her parents in China at this time every year.
     
  5. techno-spastic

    techno-spastic RIP RIP

    Fucking link won't open for me, still, I suppose I'd better inform the missus anyway...

    Edit: And send her down the shops for some steak. :)
     
  6. goatrutar

    goatrutar Guest

  7. Isn't too much protein dangerous?
     
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  8. Trooped_Again

    Trooped_Again War Hero

    Trader Vics is still on the go, but are you on the Deira side or the Bur Dubai side? The Moscow Hotel is on the Deira side, but there's been (another) clamp-down on the Russian Totty - so best trying the Dark Side First (Mankhool Road - Imps, York, etc.)

    Rattlesnake is no more, neither is Cyclone...but jimmy Dix is still there...if you're into that kind of thing!
     
  9. It's also my birthday! Bonus! :)
     
  10. dixie-basher

    dixie-basher War Hero



    :headbang:
     
  11. Thats a bit incestuous aint it?