Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by phil245, Aug 11, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    I got so pissed last night that I took this big fat ginger bird to see the film 127 hours.

    The next morning I awoke first, next to her in bed, she was asleep on my arm. What a dilemma?
  2. What a boring, been done a thousand times before... u used a dildo didn.t you? Twat.
  3. I met a big fat ginger bird on a chatline many moons ago. I went to leeds and she was gopping. The spit of that chloe thing that used to be on hollyoaks.

    I shagged it pissed and sober for 4 days solid!
  4. So you gnawed your arm off at the shoulder? Hopefully the one with the gash tattoo.
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  5. ....I just had strobe lights fitted in the bedroom......it makes the moosus look like she's moving during sex.
  6. Teacher: 'Paul, if you had five sweets and I asked you to give Abdul one, how many would you have left?'

    Paul: 'Five'.
  7. Taxiiiiii!
  8. Taxi for me too, I thought OP wanted some film for a Kodak Brownie.

    Could have helped if it was 620.
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  9. I was thinking of a Feinwerkbau I lusted after as a kid.
  10. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    fuck off cunt, that tattoo is in memory of my late wife. if you don't like any thing I put on here, you can go and fuck your self with the rough end of a pineapple.
  11. Did she die of boredom you dull cunt?