One of my grandchildren was given a detention for presenting what must be one of the shortest essays known.
She was tasked by the English teacher to write about what she thought of her town. I quote the essay in full;
"Newark is shit"
To put in context E is on the autistic spectrum and also has a few other alphabet soup issues to deal with. It seems the issue was primarily with the use of the word shit. When asked to write more it seems she replied "That's all there is to it sir".
She got a big hug from me.
Just wait until she is old enough to start dating....
"Will you come to the prom with me?"
"Eff off, you're fat, have bad breath and spots"