12 days of Christmas



I know a version that features The Lord Montague of Beaulieu. But I can't remember all the words. I'm sure someone will be along shortly to help me out :)
Twelve twats a twitching
Eleven legs a locking
Ten tits a trembling
Nine knees a knocking
Eight aching arseholes
Seven syphilitics
Six convicted vicars
(falsetto) Five queer choirboys
Four French horns
Three poxy whores
Two shithouse doors
And a French letter very filthy.

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