12 days of Christmas

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Darkphil13, Dec 1, 2012.

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  2. I know a version that features The Lord Montague of Beaulieu. But I can't remember all the words. I'm sure someone will be along shortly to help me out :)
     
  3. Yeah, yeah, but where's the punch line you jock twat?
     
  4. Twelve twats a twitching
    Eleven legs a locking
    Ten tits a trembling
    Nine knees a knocking
    Eight aching arseholes
    Seven syphilitics
    Six convicted vicars
    (falsetto) Five queer choirboys
    Four French horns
    Three poxy whores
    Two shithouse doors
    And a French letter very filthy.