12,000 quid for my 18th

#1
as the title says, I'm getting money for a car.
Except I don't want a car.

I'm sure the denizens of this forum will be able to spend my money wisely, suggestions please
 
#3
Not sure what Dignitas charges, but if it's more I'll chip in.

You cúnt
 
#4
as the title says, I'm getting money for a car.
Except I don't want a car.

I'm sure the denizens of this forum will be able to spend my money wisely, suggestions please
Save your money at the Bank of No_Duff
 

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#5
So are we meant to be impressed that you have a bit of money, or that you're 18?

Nope, my give-a-fuck-o-meter doesn't even flicker.



Fuck off dickweed.
 
#7
Fuck me, if someone gave me £12k for my 18th birthday I wouldn't have to ask anyone how to spend it; the answer is obvious for any red-blooded bloke.

Beer and whores!

Kids really are getting thicker these days.
 
#8
get yourself a designer vagina (you cunt)
 
#10
£12 more like !
 
#14
I just can't be bothered you obvious cunt.
 

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