12,000 quid for my 18th

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by arrsemeister, Aug 22, 2011.

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  1. as the title says, I'm getting money for a car.
    Except I don't want a car.

    I'm sure the denizens of this forum will be able to spend my money wisely, suggestions please
  2. Prague.

  3. Not sure what Dignitas charges, but if it's more I'll chip in.

    You cúnt
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  4. Save your money at the Bank of No_Duff
  5. So are we meant to be impressed that you have a bit of money, or that you're 18?

    Nope, my give-a-fuck-o-meter doesn't even flicker.

    Fuck off dickweed.
  6. Stagging on in Pappa 5 Alpha in Masonic SF Base in Londonderry. That's what I got for my 18th.
  7. Fuck me, if someone gave me £12k for my 18th birthday I wouldn't have to ask anyone how to spend it; the answer is obvious for any red-blooded bloke.

    Beer and whores!

    Kids really are getting thicker these days.
  8. get yourself a designer vagina (you cunt)
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  9. of course not, 12k will get you a mediocre car new, at best. I was just expecting some interesting ideas.
  10. HHH

    HHH LE

    £12 more like !
  11. don't mind the abuse, but could you mix suggestions in with them? an elaborate suicide plan perhaps?
  12. Yeah, we can do First class to Filey and i'll bum you senseless.
  13. I had my 18th during phase 1. Lucky fucking me.
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  14. I just can't be bothered you obvious cunt.
  15. ok jarrod how much do you charge?