113 to 23mph at speed trap. Porsche driver blames car.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by chocolate_frog, Jan 9, 2013.

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  1. I hope the judge gives him a stiff sentence...for being in possession of the ginger gene.
  2. Well he has a reasonable excuse. He'd been to Skegness. I'd want to get out quickly.

  3. Didn't he shag his sister too ?

  4. He should offer to be out in the stocks for charity where people throw wet sponges. Surprise - house bricks :)
  5. I have little sympathy, as ALL Porsche drivers are bell ends!
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  6. Agreed. If he can afford that car he can afford a much bigger fine than £800. Got off very lightly, in my book.
  7. Being ginger, he probably needs the car to get a second look from a doris!
  8. Just like his ma and da must have by the looks of the cunt.
  9. What a bunch of whining old cunts you lot are.

    He's driving a 996 Porsche Turbo. You can buy one tomorrow for 20k.

    From 100mph it will still stop in the same distance as your car doing 50mph.
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  10. I don't think that will hold up in court but good luck.

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  11. string 'im up
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  12. I call bollocks. I've got a Land Rover. It doesn't stop. It slows down. A bit.