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10th Arrse Regiment

#1
Just a wild thought, if this website was a Regt, how would it be organised?

Who would be CO, RSM, 2IC, Adj, BC s, BK s, BSM s, TSM s etc?

Who would be the Born Soldier, the Allround Sportsman, the General Dogs-body, the Minger, the Bullshitter, the Jack-cunt, the Yes-man, the Lazy Fucker, the Cad, the Mummys-boy, the Always-Skint-twat, the Permanently-Depressed, the Biff-Chit, the Officers-Matresse, the Arse-Licker, and the eternal Lance-Jack?

What role would the Regt have?

Should I just fuck off to bed?
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#4
Jesus. Sounds like a lot of work and you will be busy. You'll be wanting someone to empty your bins while you are arranging all that? Your bins are not going to empty themselves, are they?

Bin wagons go everywhere. On and off base. Nobody notices them. There's five tons of room in the back of a bin wagon. Think about it.

Can I be the bin wagon driver?
 
#5
There would be a shit load of barrack room lawyers!
The 10th Arrse to Mouth!

I'd like to be the Pioneer bloke, or farrier on account of my magnificent beard :)
 
#6
Jesus. Sounds like a lot of work and you will be busy. You'll be wanting someone to empty your bins while you are arranging all that? Your bins are not going to empty themselves, are they?

Bin wagons go everywhere. On and off base. Nobody notices them. There's five tons of room in the back of a bin wagon. Think about it.

Can I be the bin wagon driver?
Dukey, how do you know these things? You can be whatever you want, coz I loike you.
 
#7
10th Arrse Regiment? How unsexy is that! Call it something like 1 or 2 or 3 RGJ and they will come crawling out of the woodwork cos it sounds so SEXY!!!
 
#8
Just a wild thought, if this website was a Regt, how would it be organised?

Who would be CO, RSM, 2IC, Adj, BC s, BK s, BSM s, TSM s etc?

Who would be the Born Soldier, the Allround Sportsman, the General Dogs-body, the Minger, the Bullshitter, the Jack-cunt, the Yes-man, the Lazy Fucker, the Cad, the Mummys-boy, the Always-Skint-twat, the Permanently-Depressed, the Biff-Chit, the Officers-Matresse, the Arse-Licker, and the eternal Lance-Jack?

What role would the Regt have?

Should I just fuck off to bed?
I bagsy being Arrse Regiment's Padre.

I like Haribo, I like tea, I have a minor alcohol problem and I have been known to talk to people who aren't there.

I, LucreziaBorgia, swear by Almighty God that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance... Etc...
 
#10
I will be the Corporal-for-life. I have the necessary experience, lack of drive to advance,, and all-round sense of neck, cheek, and natural insubordination to fulfill the role to it's (lacklustre) maximum potential.I could supervise the rock-painting, remedial drill, and teaching of arrse-wiping broken down into squads for ease of instruction.
 
#15
I bagsy being Arrse Regiment's Padre.

I like Haribo, I like tea, I have a minor alcohol problem and I have been known to talk to people who aren't there. O

I, LucreziaBorgia, swear by Almighty God that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance... Etc...
Well you can't because you're a civvy twat.

You could be the old slag who sucks off the prowler through the perimeter fence.
 
#16
I bagsy being Arrse Regiment's Padre.

I like Haribo, I like tea, I have a minor alcohol problem and I have been known to talk to people who aren't there.

I, LucreziaBorgia, swear by Almighty God that I will be faithful and bear true allegiance... Etc...
Never mind being Padre, I see you more as the resident nun.
Wimple all crumpled and lots of dirty habits.

Did I say that out loud? Bugger its no longer just a secret fantasy then.
 
#18
Errrr...

It is with great regret Her Majesty's Secretary of State for Defence announces that due to an inclement fiscal position 10 ARRSE will be merging with RUMRATION. Brown envelopes on the way.

Drumhead service TBC.
 
#19
Well you can't because you're a civvy twat.

You could be the old slag who sucks off the prowler through the perimeter fence.
I don't like your tone.

No actually, I've thought about it and if you're that keen I could probably fit twelve seconds into my busy day of passing the DTs off as prayer. Wash first though if you please.
 

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