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103mph wheelie

#2
I once saw a guy doing one all the way down one of the exit sliproads onto the M60 in Manchester a few years ago, he was shifting but no idea how fast, mad cunt!
 
#4
What a cunt endangering the lives of others with his stupid trick. Twats like this give a bad name to motorcyclists. He should be put on the course that shows the graphic consequences of motorcycle accidents where the motorcyclist has been turned into a road smear.

I'd tie his limbs to four big hairy motorcycles and get them to pull him apart slowly, then slice his innards up and hang them on the door of the local motorcycle cafe as a warning to others. That'd learn him...
 
#5
What a cunt endangering the lives of others with his stupid trick. Twats like this give a bad name to motorcyclists. He should be put on the course that shows the graphic consequences of motorcycle accidents where the motorcyclist has been turned into a road smear.

I'd tie his limbs to four big hairy motorcycles and get them to pull him apart slowly, then slice his innards up and hang them on the door of the local motorcycle cafe as a warning to others. That'd learn him...

Come on now,don't sit on the fucking fence. :meditate:
 
#8
I`m fairly sure that after a few beers and my bikes had been capable of that, at age eighteen or nineteen, I would have been doing that.

Begs the question,Why?

Wheelies,on todays bikes,aren't difficult,it's all the other clever things like,stopping,cornering,avoiding other road users,that seem to be a problem to plebs like this!

If they just fucked themselves up,I wouldn't have a problem but,it's the other poor bastard,that they hit/maim/kill,that tends to make me think they're twats of the first order,and shouldn't be entitled,to be on the same bit of road as me,and at 18,or 19 you wouldn't have been allowed to ride that bike today.

The twat was 26,nearly an adult................
 
#9
Begs the question,Why?

Wheelies,on todays bikes,aren't difficult,it's all the other clever things like,stopping,cornering,avoiding other road users,that seem to be a problem to plebs like this!

If they just fucked themselves up,I wouldn't have a problem but,it's the other poor bastard,that they hit/maim/kill,that tends to make me think they're twats of the first order,and shouldn't be entitled,to be on the same bit of road as me,and at 18,or 19 you wouldn't have been allowed to ride that bike today.

The twat was 26,nearly an adult................


"Nearly an adult" these days, with the Playstation Liveathomes is generally about 45.
 
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trowel

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#10
Begs the question,Why?

Wheelies,on todays bikes,aren't difficult,it's all the other clever things like,stopping,cornering,avoiding other road users,that seem to be a problem to plebs like this!

If they just fucked themselves up,I wouldn't have a problem but,it's the other poor bastard,that they hit/maim/kill,that tends to make me think they're twats of the first order,and shouldn't be entitled,to be on the same bit of road as me,and at 18,or 19 you wouldn't have been allowed to ride that bike today.

The twat was 26,nearly an adult................
Have you ever, ever, done anything, anything, just because you could? I am no kid but I can`t imagine being as old and miserable as you sound.
 

Ravers

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#11
I used to often see a dude who looked a lot like the black geezer from Faithless, weaving through the rush hour traffic on the back wheel of his mountain bike at about walking pace.

His control was a thing to behold, very impressive. Always cheered my morning up.

I love a good wheelie me, especially when I'm overtaking some old granny who's been holding me up. I'll always make a point of popping the front wheel up and blipping the throttle for a bit of a cheeky backfire.

Wheelies are cool.
 
T

trowel

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#12
I used to often see a dude who looked a lot like the black geezer from Faithless, weaving through the rush hour traffic on the back wheel of his mountain bike at about walking pace.

His control was a thing to behold, very impressive. Always cheered my morning up.

I love a good wheelie me, especially when I'm overtaking some old granny who's been holding me up. I'll always make a point of popping the front wheel up and blipping the throttle for a bit of a cheeky backfire.

Wheelies are cool.
Take Roof- Twot out with you. See if you can kick some life into it.
 
#13
What a cunt endangering the lives of others with his stupid trick. Twats like this give a bad name to motorcyclists. He should be put on the course that shows the graphic consequences of motorcycle accidents where the motorcyclist has been turned into a road smear.

I'd tie his limbs to four big hairy motorcycles and get them to pull him apart slowly, then slice his innards up and hang them on the door of the local motorcycle cafe as a warning to others. That'd learn him...
Well said.

For a miserable fun-sucking old cunt with a mouth like a cat's arrse and the soul of a politician, that is.
 
#14
Take Roof- Twot out with you. See if you can kick some life into it.
You see,you've now blown any semblance of gravitas,in your posts,trying to be funny?

Yup I've popped a few wheelies in my time,first time in 65,on a Speed Twin (Just slightly harder,than a modern Rice Burner),at what used to be known as Long Marston airfield,I believe is now called Shakespeare County Raceway,or some such.

Never on a public road,so that makes me a miserable old git does it,fine I don't have a problem with that,it's called being a responsible road user,try it,you might enjoy it.

I'm retired,and still have a choice of 3 bikes to ride,and in 47 years of riding bikes,I've only been to A&E once (not my fault),and I ride all over Europe during the Summer,so who's the miserable git now?

Don't judge other people by your own abilities,sunshine,your comments might just come back,and bite you in the arse! ;-)
 
#16
Begs the question,Why?

Wheelies,on todays bikes,aren't difficult,it's all the other clever things like,stopping,cornering,avoiding other road users,that seem to be a problem to plebs like this!

If they just fucked themselves up,I wouldn't have a problem but,it's the other poor bastard,that they hit/maim/kill,that tends to make me think they're twats of the first order,and shouldn't be entitled,to be on the same bit of road as me,and at 18,or 19 you wouldn't have been allowed to ride that bike today.

The twat was 26,nearly an adult................
Doing a wheelie at that speed is not fucking easy. My bike has enough power and speed to make the average Daily Mail reader shit their pants and wail about saving children and I can't do a wheelie at that speed, or at least not a controlled one anyway.

Wheelies are big and clever. That's why they are fun.

Now do fuck off you miserable twat.
 
#20
Doing a wheelie at that speed is not fucking easy. My bike has enough power and speed to make the average Daily Mail reader shit their pants and wail about saving children and I can't do a wheelie at that speed, or at least not a controlled one anyway.

Wheelies are big and clever. That's why they are fun.

Now do fuck off you miserable twat.
There is a wheelie school in the Uk if your keen to learn
 

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