Wacko Jacko has popped his clogs, so what next for the king of pop? I had a moment of inspiriation last night and came up with the following: 1. About 200 re-usable plastic bags. He is after all, mostly plastic anyway and it would be environmentally unsound to bury/landfill him. 2. A scarecrow. He'd scare the crap out of me if I encountered him in a field. 3. An MP. He's hardly going to claim second home allowances on the Neverland Ranch now. 4. Newcastle Utd manager. You never know, they BOTH might come back from the dead. 5. Something to put on the empty plinth in Trafalgar Square for an hour or two. That's all I can think of for now. I'm sure that fellow ARRSEr's can come up with some other suggestions.