101 uses for a crap terrorist

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by CrapSpy, Jul 2, 2007.

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  1. Here's one to get you started:

    1. Provider of Pizza Hut bacon bits (you'll have to shake him a bit first though - and peel him off his hospital bed).
     
  2. 2. Garage forecourt attendant. Safer than you think considering how crap they were.
     
  3. 3. Crash test dummy.
     
  4. 3. Extras for casualty.
     
  5. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    5. Valet parking for Mercedes and Jeeps.
     
  6. 4. Getaway Driver... No, not up the M6 you idiot!
     
  7. 7. Guy, used for collecting pennies.
     
  8. 6. Human Torch...
     
  9. 8. Big Macs....

    Cos they're flame grilled!.....(Ill get my coat)
     
  10. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    9. Shoe leather resistance tester.
     
  11. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    10. You can shout "You fucking black bastard" at the crispy critter without getting nicked for racism.
     
  12. 10. Bayonet practise....
     
  13. 11. Stand in member of "The Blazin Squad" I too will fetch my coat.
     
  14. 11. Guest of honour at any "Burns Night"
     
  15. 12. Ali GeeHadist replacement - "Is it because I is black, brown, purple and a little bit crispy around the edges".