101 uses for a crap terrorist

#1
Here's one to get you started:

1. Provider of Pizza Hut bacon bits (you'll have to shake him a bit first though - and peel him off his hospital bed).
 
#2
2. Garage forecourt attendant. Safer than you think considering how crap they were.
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
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#5
5. Valet parking for Mercedes and Jeeps.
 
#9
8. Big Macs....

Cos they're flame grilled!.....(Ill get my coat)
 

Mr_Fingerz

LE
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#10
9. Shoe leather resistance tester.
 

TheIronDuke

ADC
Book Reviewer
#11
10. You can shout "You fucking black bastard" at the crispy critter without getting nicked for racism.
 
#13
11. Stand in member of "The Blazin Squad" I too will fetch my coat.
 
#15
12. Ali GeeHadist replacement - "Is it because I is black, brown, purple and a little bit crispy around the edges".
 
#16
13. back up dancer for prodigy ( firestarter )
 
#17
13. The part of the Human Torch in "The Fantastic 4 - Part 3 - Rise of the Burning Driver".
 

B_AND_T

LE
Book Reviewer
#20
A stunt double for the contents of an ashtray.
 

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